What do you think?

Love in the Afternoon

Outside the SuperDeal in Talpiyot I fumbled to lock my cart and retrieve my five shekel piece when a very cute guy appeared. "Do you want my cart?" I asked, confused because there was a whole fleet of empty carts that he could have taken instead of waiting for mine.

"What do you think?" he asked. "Am I standing here for my health?”

Pause.

“Or am I here because I think you're pretty?"

"Maybe," I said.

"You're right!" he said, handing me my five shekels and taking my cart.

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