Gaza City — In an unprecedented move, the Palestinian terrorist organization Hamas announced yesterday that it finally recognizes Israel as a state.
“This is so embarrassing,” said Hamas spokesperson Iman Idyat. “Israel grew so much since her birth in 1948. We honestly didn’t realize who she was. Just look at how big she’s gotten. Of course we recognize her now.”
Idyat explained that Israel’s features had changed considerably over the years.
“See how green her southern region is now!” Idyat exclaimed. “Israel has really blossomed. Believe me, she didn’t look like this 60 years ago. Honestly, you can’t blame us for not recognizing her as a state.”
Asked how this new recognition of Israel would change Hamas policy toward Israel, Idyat replied, “Oh, nothing will
change. It’s just that now we know who we’re picking on.”
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