New York — Jack Rosen, chairman of the American Jewish Congress and Supreme Potentate of the World Council of Vaguely Important Jewish Affairs, said today that he has asked Eliot Spitzer to co-chair the group’s ethics council along with recently named co-chairs Michael (Mad Dog) Vicks, former Sen. Larry (The Zipper) Craig and Israel Singer.
“It was quite a coup to bring in Eliot,” said Rosen of the disgraced former governor, “and we are proud to have him on board; he fits the profile here.”
Priding himself on reading the climate of the culture, both internationally as well as domestically, Rosen also divulged that he has asked Russian leader Vladimir Putin to become Democracy Czar of the council while Rosen takes a leave of absence
to take a similar post in Pakistan, at the request of his friend Pervez Musharraf.
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