Purim Spoof 09: At The Movies

Slimebag Billionaire – The Bernie Madoff story
Rachel Getting Married...After Leah – Jacob is tricked on his wedding night
The Curious Case of Benjamin’s Button – Cross-eyed mohel aims too high
Meat – Moviegoers wait six hours to see “Milk”
Frost Noshin’ – Iced cake at a shul kiddush
The Goy in the Striped Pajamas – Guest dresses inappropriately for neighbor’s bar mitzvah
Barley and Me – Man is allergic to chulent
He’s Just Not That Into OU – Man stops keeping kosher
Mohel Cop – Police officer circumcises criminals
Quorum of Solace – Shiva minyan
Revolutionary Broad – Tzipi Livni vies to lead Israeli government
Kotel for Dogs – Alta cocker spaniels
converge at the Western Wall
Nes Man – Moses performs miracles in Egypt
Wall-Ew – Palestinians oppose partition
Waltz with Ashir – Jewish woman dances with rich men only
Huppah-Get-Lucky – Couple celebrates their wedding night
I’ve Loved You, So Long – Woman gets a get
Bribe Wars – Olmert denies charges against him
The Day the Mirth Stood Still – Saga of Tisha b’Av
The Tales of Desperate – Stories are swapped at a singles’ weekend
Soneckwithme, New York – Upper West Siders looking for action
Vicky Cristina bar Celona – Transgender convert picks Hebrew name
Kung Fu Shanda – Jewish boy is terrible at martial arts

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