Purim Spoof

Anti-Semites Blame Jews For Bad Weather

03/03/2015 - 19:00

Hatesville, Ala. — At the 28th annual Jew-Haters Convention that recently concluded its three-day gathering in this backwoods Alabama hamlet, anti-Semites from around the world passed a resolution blaming Jews for all bad weather.

'Selma' director added scene to woo Oscar voters.

This Passover, indulge yourself at Jerusalem’s newest recreation resort… THE HOOT SPA … it’s a hoot!

03/03/2015 - 19:00

Enjoy these luxurious features and services:

• A full head and body massage — Palestinian officials will rub you the wrong way while working to manipulate your mind about the temple. That’s Hoot Spa!

The Hoot Spa … Do you have the nerve to try it?

Sony Cancels Movie Due To Jewish Protest

03/03/2015 - 19:00

Hollywood — Sony Pictures, the American movie giant, announced today that it was canceling the release of its latest film, “The Marriage Interview,” which had been scheduled to open in theaters nationwide next week.

Jewish Week Announces ‘5 Under 5’ Winner

03/03/2015 - 19:00

Two-year-old Sarah Sue Suskowitz has been named the Grand Prize Winner of The Jewish Week’s latest project, “5 Under 5.”

Company Accused Of Deflating Matzah Balls

03/03/2015 - 19:00

New York — Manischaygitz, a leading manufacturer of kosher food products, was accused this week of selling a new line of Passover matzah meal that intentionally deflates the size of matzah balls.

It Started With A Handshake

'Now I know what it means,' said Bibi, 'to be the recipient of Obama Care.'

03/03/2015 - 19:00

Washington, D.C. — In a stunning turnabout in international detente, President Obama and Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu announced their intention to marry in a brief ceremony to be held before another joint session of Congress on Purim.

It started with a handshake: “Now I know what it means,” said Bibi, “to be the recipient of Obama Care.” Getty Images

Purim Spoof 2015

D.C. 'Mikvahgate' Rabbi Flees To Israel; Yeshivas Seek To Prevent Mikvah Scandals; International Synagogues in Slovenia (ISIS) Considering Name Change

03/03/2015 - 19:00
Purim Spoof 2015

In The Theaters

03/11/2014 - 20:00

The Bridges of Medicine Counter—Moishe Bridges opens a pharmacy
Kinky Booze—Rabbi waters down kiddush club drinks
The Gas Menagerie—Zoo animals eat chulent
Of Mice and Mendel—Jewish scientist conducts lab research
Allyiddin—A walking tour of Brooklyn
Chava and the Angry Mench--Jewish couple fights
A Raisin in the Mun—New recipe for
hamantashen
Mo’ Town the Musical--Rappers recount the story of Moses
Barley Over Broadway—Kosher soup kitchen opens in Times Square

At The Movies

03/11/2014 - 20:00

The Wolf Of The Wall—A playboy hits on women at the Kotel
Crowded With A Chance of Meatballs—Congregants rush to the kiddush tables
Froyzen— Chasidic remake of “Frozen”
The Hondle Games—Jews bargain with store merchants
American Hassle--Israel refuses to recognize legitimacy of U.S. rabbis
Loin Survivor—Baby boy is circumcised
Her – How Orthodox congregants prefer to refer to brilliant, learned female clergy.
Dollars Buyers Club—Rabbis run money-laundering operation

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