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President Endorses Gay Synagogues

02/21/2013

President Baruch O. Bauma, head of The White House Synagogue (commonly known as The White Shul) in downtown Washington, D.C., announced today that he was in favor of gays and lesbians in his congregation being granted the same rights currently enjoyed by all other members.

Brooklyn Named Holiest Jewish City

02/21/2013

BROOKLYN—For the first time in recent history, the borough of Brooklyn, New York, has surpassed Jerusalem, Israel, as “The Holiest Jewish City on Earth,” according to the World Jewish Federation.

Anti-Semites Blame Jews For Bad Weather

03/04/2015

Hatesville, Ala. — At the 28th annual Jew-Haters Convention that recently concluded its three-day gathering in this backwoods Alabama hamlet, anti-Semites from around the world passed a resolution blaming Jews for all bad weather.

‘SELMA’ DIRECTOR ADDED SCENE  TO WOO OSCAR VOTERS

This Passover, indulge yourself at Jerusalem’s newest recreation resort… THE HOOT SPA … it’s a hoot!

03/04/2015

Enjoy these luxurious features and services:

• A full head and body massage — Palestinian officials will rub you the wrong way while working to manipulate your mind about the temple. That’s Hoot Spa!

THE HOOT SPA … Do you have the nerve to try it?

Sony Cancels Movie Due To Jewish Protest

03/04/2015

Hollywood — Sony Pictures, the American movie giant, announced today that it was canceling the release of its latest film, “The Marriage Interview,” which had been scheduled to open in theaters nationwide next week.

Jewish Week Announces ‘5 Under 5’ Winner

03/04/2015

Two-year-old Sarah Sue Suskowitz has been named the Grand Prize Winner of The Jewish Week’s latest project, “5 Under 5.”

Company Accused Of Deflating Matzah Balls

03/04/2015

New York — Manischaygitz, a leading manufacturer of kosher food products, was accused this week of selling a new line of Passover matzah meal that intentionally deflates the size of matzah balls.

Shocker: Obama And Bibi To Wed

‘We truly have an unshakeable bond,’ president declares.

03/04/2015

Washington, D.C. — In a stunning turnabout in international detente, President Obama and Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu announced their intention to marry in a brief ceremony to be held before another joint session of Congress on Purim.

It started with a handshake: “Now I know what it means,” said Bibi, “to be the recipient of Obama Care.” Getty Images

Purim Spoof 2015

D.C. ‘MIKVAHGATE’ RABBI FLEES TO ISRAEL
YESHIVAS SEEK TO PREVENT MIKVAH SCANDALS
INTERNATIONAL SYNAGOGUES IN SLOVENIA (ISIS) CONSIDERING NAME CHANGE

03/04/2015
Purim Spoof 2015

In The Theaters

03/12/2014

The Bridges of Medicine Counter—Moishe Bridges opens a pharmacy
Kinky Booze—Rabbi waters down kiddush club drinks
The Gas Menagerie—Zoo animals eat chulent
Of Mice and Mendel—Jewish scientist conducts lab research
Allyiddin—A walking tour of Brooklyn
Chava and the Angry Mench--Jewish couple fights
A Raisin in the Mun—New recipe for
hamantashen
Mo’ Town the Musical--Rappers recount the story of Moses
Barley Over Broadway—Kosher soup kitchen opens in Times Square

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