Top Ten Reasons A Single Woman Wants To Get Hitched
Mon, 05/13/2013
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The cat who got the cream? Fotolia

Editor's note: Click here for the view from the other side of the aisle: 10 reasons a married woman longs to be single again.

10. Sex

9. Brunches with lox, bagels, and cream cheese in bed with an adorable husband (sex on the side)

8. Not having to worry about whether I have a pedicure

7. A steady date for Friday and Saturday nights (and no more wondering when life will change for me)

6. Not having to screw in lightbulbs, kill spiders, and fix toilets by myself (even a Jewish man is handier than a Jewish woman!)

5. No longer having to kvetch to girlfriends about appalling men

4. Being heard and deeply understood

3. No longer having to loiter on the synagogue steps or go on dates with men who hide their Streisand collection

2. The beauty of communication without words

1. No longer having to obsess about strangers' germs

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while I agree with Marylin Pitz entirely--she didnot mention how charming the presentation was.

Marilin Pitz said most of what I was thinking. She neglected to mention the charming manner of the presentation; she couldn't say how much I adore you and your writing.

Very dated stand-up.

So funny---and like much good humor, grounded in a certain truth.

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