Roper and Ebert, they’re not, but John and Joan Schwartz have some strong opinions about the latest movies they’d like to share.
“ ‘Battleship’ sucked,” and the recent action movie flop based on a board game may be the worst movie they have ever seen.
Still, it gets one and-a-half-bagels out of sheer generosity.
That’s one of the few times they agree, said Joan, who said Terrence Malick’s 2011 Oscar-nominated “Tree of Life” was a “masterpiece” while John hated it.
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