Pat Robertson Cracked
08/29/2011 - 22:24
Douglas Bloomfield
Last week's earthquake that cracked the Washington Monument revealed additional evidence that televangelist Pat Robertson may be even more cracked. The earth tremor may have been a sign from God that could foretell the end of the world, he said.
The former faith healer, resume padder and presidential candidate claims to discuss such events frequently and personally with the Lord. The Haiti earthquake that killed 200,000 people in 2010 was a "curse" for the islanders' swearing a "pact to the Devil" several hundred years ago.
We're waiting for the mult-millionaire preacher and founder of the Christian Broadcast Network to reveal God's motivation for Hurricane Irene; he earlier told us Hurricane Katrina was divine punishment for abortion and was linked to the September 11, 2001 terrorist attacks, which Robertson blamed on pagans, abortionists, feminists, gay, lesbians and the American Civil Liberties Union.
Israel is a favorite topic of conversation between Pat and his maker, and if Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu harbors any thoughts of territorial compromise with the Palestinians, he could face severe consequences.
Ariel Sharon's stroke was punishment for "dividing God's land" by turning the Gaza Strip over to the Palestinians, an assessment that may resonate with some far-right Israelis, including some ultra-Orthodox leaders. Yitzhak Rabin's 1995 assassination was "the same thing," he has proclaimed.
"I would say woe unto any prime minister of Israel who takes a similar course to appease the EU [European Union], the United Nations, or United States of America," Pat pronounced.
He predicted Israel would attack Iran in 2008, sparking Syrian and Iranian nuclear strikes. He also foresaw a nuclear attack on the United States if Washington opposed Russian expansion. As God's agent, he has threatened fire and brimstone on a Pennsylvania school district for teaching evolution, and warned Disneyworld that if it went ahead with a gay rights event it would "bring about terrorist bombs; it'll bring earthquakes, tornadoes and possibly a meteor" on Orlando.
The real natural disaster may be Preacher Pat himself. 

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We swing from rabid self-righteous Christians to angry leftists, attacking Pat. Yes, Masonry is widespread, has been for centuries in some form. Mason doesn't = Illuminist any more than soldier = Navy Seal. Remember that all people who have a Supreme Being can be Masons, and evidently the benefits of this powerful group don't crumble in the light of its anti-Christ teachings and Luciferian elitists at 90th degree. (Check "Masonry Beyond the Light" by Wm Schnoebelen) He may have been raised to see no compromise of Biblical values with Masonry. Consider too, that power-brokers don't let you go easily, so maybe Pat couldn't quit if he wanted to, due to spiritual and other consequences to his loved ones. We just don't know why he's playing along. Has anyone thought that since Masons are oath bound to help each other, he is obligated himself to play ball with unbelievers? Likewise, he would be protected in his Christian fundamentalist preaching, whereas little guys would be silenced, killed, whatever. Only G-d knows the heart.

As to the crack in the phallic symbol we call a monument? How about G-d's warning that the monkey business is over, judgment is falling, and He is not amused?

Further, the Holy Spirit is a gift, and G-d's gifts and calling are irrevocable, even when the vessel is abusing it. We may be seeing a sincerely Christian man, laboring under Masonic bondage and obligations, generational sin, and deceitful familiar spirits that pose as Jesus/G-d himself with false "words" or visions. Mixed with the real thing from time to time... how do you suppose such a soul get help? How does he realize deception when it's been part of him from birth - spirits are hereditary sometimes.

Just pray for him, he's a soul like you. If he's evil, G-d knows it. We'll find out in the judgment, amen? Sure, oppose the errors, but fix your own, too.

Sure, G-d kills people who violate his laws, who harm Jerusalem or Israel, or his called-out people (Hebrew and non). THAT is Biblical. On individual and national levels. But because it takes a lot to provoke G-d, people get sassy. Belief in G-d's judgment on America isn't popular, but it is in line with the biblical pattern - G-d blesses a nation, they rebel and worship other things including sex and money, and POW, he lets disasters and war destroy them. Is that America? You read the news, check what's taught is school, what's called entertainment, and you decide.

Look in the mirror before you call Christians "intolerant", too.

What Pat Robertson really wants to say is that we should stop offending God blatantly. Today's materialism and survival of the fittest attitude is abhorent to God and natural disasters are an outcome of sin against God ; if we had any grain of sensibility we should turn away from sin and pray for God's mercy.

Pat Robertson is innocent.

I agree with you Jay Gee

I am reminded of Balaam and that reminds me of a little scripture humor:
What stretches more , flesh or rubber? A: Flesh; Balaam tied his ass to a tree and walked up a mountain.

“It seems to me the Washington Monument is a symbol of America’s power. It has been the symbol of our great nation. We look at the symbol and we say ‘this is one nation under God.’ Now there’s a crack in it … Is that a sign from the Lord? … You judge. It seems to me symbolic,” Robertson said.”

Pat Robertson is a 33 Degree mason and the monument is symbolic to him in ways you do not know. The monument is not a symbol of America’s power, it is a symbol of the unseen influences that wish to define the power that has dominion over the country and it is very ungodly. Pat wishes to influence national and global policies as a spokesperson for he who would be like the most High God. I say that because apparently Pat’s quoted authority having jurisdiction is asleep or deaf and unqualified to be Almighty.

Pat Robertson, for a price, will give you a special blessing in the form of cheap junk and endless marketing for more money. He was supposed to be president by divine right and it did not happen. He will blame the people of America for that and every time there is some disaster, he is saying, see! God is punishing you for not making me president.

Indeterminate communication from the Almighty Pat? From His lips to your ear?

The true God does not work that way Pat and an obelisk is an obelisk, is an obelisk no matter how you want to re-define it.

First commandment: ONE GOD. Choose wisely.