How Did They Find Out? ISIS Is Zionist Plot
08/23/2014 - 10:57
Douglas Bloomfield

I'll bet you didn't know that ISIS was a Zionist conspiracy created to discredit Islam.  In fact, I'll bet even ISIS didn't know it.

But Yasmina Halfi, who worked in the Dutch government's Cyper Security Center, says that's just what happened.  On Wednesday she posted on Twitter, "ISIS has nothing to do with Islam.  It's part of a plan by Zionists who are deliberately trying to blacken Islam's name."

Quick-acting Dutch officials took two days to figure out she may a few scoops short of a sundae and suspended her.  By then she removed the statement, citing work-related "sensitivity."  The Justice Minister announced she'd been suspended and "will not be returning to this function, not ever."  He added, "She is not the right person for this job."

Ms. Halfi isn't the only one subscribing to this hair-brained idea. No less than the Iranian Army Chief of Staff Gen. Hassan Firouzabadi apparently agrees that Israel created ISIS.

 “ISIS is Israel’s cover up for distancing the revolutionary forces from Israeli borders and creating a margin of security for the Zionists, and the Zionist media have also admitted this fact,” he was quoted as saying by Iran's state-run Fars News Agency.

How did they find out? 

 [This is part of a series of astonishing revelations from the clueless class.]

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Wow...I guess if you don't want to blame those responsible, blame us Jews! Every single problem in the world seems to be our fault, eh?

It's funny though, you never really hear of a Jew on the news that's been arrested on violent charges. The worst thing we do is land a speeding ticket, or maybe accidentally park in a red zone.

But no, we're always the bastards of the world and these Islamic extremists are of no blame and innocent of all crimes...Even when they admit they are the ones behind the attacks in order to establish a worldwide Caliphate, admit they plan to take over Washington in the name of Islam, and even threaten entire cities with Terrorism that equates the tragedies of 9/11 if they don't allow them to secede from the country to follow Sharia Law (looking at you, Norway).

But apparently, we Jews are the true dastardly villains of society because...well, I honestly can't think of a single thing we've done wrong in the name of Judaism.

I'm glad she got canned. This world has too much Antisemitism as it is, and we don't need people like her pushing that kind of BS propaganda within the media. CNN does enough of that as it is.

Zionists just represent leaders who have a lot of money and do a lot of evil things to make sure they keep their money. Just that they happen to be Jewish doesn't mean the others commenting about them are antisemitics. That's stupid. Evil groups can come from any race but they are evil.

Classic antisemitism: blame it on the Jews!

Well at least the dutch Government figured it out and did the right thing!

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