Posted: Tue, 08/14/2012 - 09:14 | Posted by: Steve Lipman | Abigail in Love (Maybe)

 

Wade Page, the White supremacist who stands accused of killing six people in a shooting rampage two weeks ago at a Sikh temple in Wisconsin, apparently died of a self-inflicted gunshot wound and apparently did his murderous deeds at a Sikh religious institution because of a common error.

Posted: Fri, 12/03/2010 - 08:34 | Posted by: | Abigail in Love (Maybe)

The point of her story was her job interview and the possibility of gainful employment, but I had other possibilities in mind.

“Did you say the company is located in the high tech valley?” I asked, even if in Jerusalem, the high-tech area is not really a “valley.”

She said it was.

“Where there are tech companies there are men!” I said, giving her a friendly punch on the arm to wake her up.

Her eyes opened wide.

“I never thought of that,” she said.

Posted: Wed, 12/01/2010 - 15:18 | Posted by: | Abigail in Love (Maybe)

The good news is there is a man in the picture.

And the bad news?

There's a man in the picture!

Posted: Mon, 11/29/2010 - 11:37 | Posted by: | Abigail in Love (Maybe)

"You know what I'm thinking right now?" the cabbie asked me.

"You're thinking: What I wouldn't do for a cigarette!" I guessed.

Posted: Fri, 11/26/2010 - 09:35 | Posted by: | Abigail in Love (Maybe)

How’s this for a bummer of a realization?

I cannot, through sheer force of will, cause the heavens to send me a man.